Bible code?
I know the fact that one of the most importane books in life could have codes that tell things that happen seems true.
But didn’t they do some kind of test and found it was false?
Like didn’t the find predtions in another book?
I think it was Moby Dick. Plus there’s more then 100 pages in the bible. It’s not like they got every page to say the same thing. So, how could they say 2012 was the end of the world?
I know it’s because the fact the Mayan long count ends, but really if you look more into it, it don’t. I think I’d belive the Bible code more if every page in the Bible said 2012. And please I know some people are gonna get mad and say i’m calling God a lier. I’m not. Member I’m just asking about this code.
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I would suggest that you are mixing two very different sources together.
The Mayan calendar has no relationship with the Bible.
As for Bible codes, this idea has been popular since long before Dan Brown’s popular books.
Supposedly, one can find "hidden" messages in the text of the Bible; but then, one can do the very same in any book with sufficient length.
Until Brown, most of the code enthusiasts mostly contented themselves to confirming that the OT prophecies concerning Jesus Christ were in fact just that.
After roughly the 1960’s or so, some neo-fundamentalists sought to find hidden codes that would confirm their prejiduces concerning principal points of the end times- a development, not surprisingly, coinciding with the general public’s increasing awareness of the possibilities of computers.
As for the end of the world in 2012, I suspect that this was not so much a Mayan conviction, as it was a measure of comfort to Mayans that the world would end eventually; humans do not handle the concept of eternity, or infinity well. Better to think that the world you lived in will eventually come to an end than to contemplate its continued indefinite existence. Makes one less likely to dwell on ones own personal relative insignificance.
Below is one link concerning Bible codes. Simply google to find more.
If you are looking for codes in the Bible… read this paper…. it explains a lot about codes in the Bible… I did all the reseach so check me out…
Hardly anybody knows the story of Leah… Leah is the greatest great grandma of Jesus. She is also the Matriarch of all the Israelites. She paid in DRUGS to her own sister Rachel to buy some SEX from her negligent husband Jacob the greatest great grandpa of Jesus in the first ever recorded DRUGS FOR SEX DEAL in the Bible… all under God’s approval and supervision! The real funny episode in this story is that Jacob was married to both sisters and they seem to buy a night in bed with Jacob paying each other in drugs AND DOING DRUGS ALL IN JACOB’S FAMILY!!! BTW… I am not saying that they were junkies, OK? So don’t report me… please. One of their grandsons the polygamist King David was also married to a mother and her daughter! Can you imagine a threesome of King David, Michal and her mother in bed to keep it all in the family? In the New Testament “Spirit filled” Church at Corinth a young man was having sex with his own mother and THE WHOLE CHURCH WAS PROUD OF IT! How kinky can you get in the Bible stories???
Genesis 30:15-16 (NIV) But she said to her, “Wasn’t it enough that you took away my husband? Will you take my son’s mandrakes too?” “Very well,” Rachel said, “he can sleep with you tonight in return for your son’s mandrakes.”* (*Check “mandrake” in Wikipedia! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandrake_(plant) Leah’s son was probably a very knowledgeable teenager, too!) So when Jacob came in from the fields that evening, Leah went out to meet him. “You must sleep with me,” she said. “I have hired you with my son’s mandrakes.” So he slept with her that night.* (*they probably had plenty of mandrakes to go around that night, too…!)
The Bible people were doing the kinkiest drugs and sex all along in the Bible stories. From inhaling the smoke of “burning bushes” to doing some mushroom specialty as depicted in the mushroom shaped bonnets worn by the High Priests of God! No wonder the Bible God is so psychedelically oriented… and the theologians today go crazy trying to figure out what is that God has to say in the Bible INSTEAD OF GOING DIRECTLY TO THE SOURCE TO FIND OUT FOR THEMSELVES… AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU…!!! It is said that drugs make you feel like one with God!!! So when Jesus went about saying, “my Father and I are one” he must have meant something more than just plain rhetoric… If you do any detective work you MUST consider ALL precedents and clues!
IN BIBLE TIMES, ANYTIME THEY SAW A NAKED PROPHET THEY KNEW THAT HE/SHE WAS TRULY SPEAKING FOR GOD!
1 Samuel 19 24 He* (*King Saul) STRIPPED OFF HIS ROBES and also prophesied in Samuel’s presence. HE LAY THAT WAY ALL THAT DAY AND NIGHT. This is why people say, "Is Saul also among the prophets?"* (*at that time, all the prophets of God were high on something and going around naked to achieve the greatest impact on people! That’s how King Saul was recognized as another of the elite prophets of God! This is the honest “naked truth” in the Bible!)
KING DAVID DANCED BEFORE THE LORD WITH HIS GENITALS EXPOSED.
2 Samuel 6:14, 20-23 * David, wearing a linen ephod, danced before the LORD with all his might… [20] When David returned home to bless his household, Michal daughter of Saul came out to meet him and said, "HOW THE KING OF ISRAEL HAS DISTINGUISHED HIMSELF TODAY, DISROBING IN THE SIGHT OF THE SLAVE GIRLS OF HIS SERVANTS AS ANY VULGAR FELLOW WOULD!"* (*Michal knew that “dancing before the LORD” was BULL SH*T!) David said to Michal, "IT WAS BEFORE THE LORD* (*King David was hallucinating that The LORD pleasurizes himself watching a man dancing naked before him!)… I will become even more undignified than this, and I will be humiliated in my own eyes* (*how kinky can King David get?). But by THESE SLAVE GIRLS YOU SPOKE OF, I WILL BE HELD IN HONOR."* (hey, was King David trying to impress “The LORD”? or was he trying to catch the eyes of THESE SLAVE GIRLS???) And Michal daughter of Saul* (* this is the King Saul who prophesied naked among the prophets before the LORD) had no children to the day of her death.
Read the whole story in full CONTEXT* (*Fundie catch phrase!) by yourself! The lesson in the Bible is that no wife can complain about any husband dancing naked exposing his genitals before some slave girls and the LORD! …or he is bound to stop having sex with her until she dies! Thank God she can still become a lesbian… THERE IS NO DAMNING OF LESBIANS ANYWHERE IN THE OLD TESTAMENT…!!!
HOW ABOUT WALKING AROUND NAKED FOR THREE (3) YEARS AS A SIGN AND A WONDER UPON SOME ODDBALL FOREIGN COUNTRIES? This is about the longest sustained hallucination that anybody ever experienced in the Bible! You don’t have to say anything… just go about your daily chores totally NAKED and let your athletic body speak for itself!!!
Isaiah 20:2-3 (KJV) At the same time spake the LORD by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, Go and loose the sackcloth from off thy loins, and put off thy shoe from thy foot. And he did so, walking NAKED and barefoot. And the LORD said, Like as my servant Isaiah hath walked NAKED AND BAREFOOT THREE YEARS for a sign and wonder upon Egypt and upon Ethiopia;
This is one of God’s ways of speaking “in sundry times and in diverse manners”– Hey, Christians got themselves a God that excels in refinements! This prophet qualified to prophesy about the “virgin birth” of God the Son Jesus Christ!
THE YOUNG PROPHET MICAH USED TO GET INTO A GODLY MOOD OF GOING NAKED SHOWING THE EFFECTS OF A HEAVY DOSE OF MANDRAKE ON HIMSELF! (Praise the LORD! Sweet Jesus…!!!)
Micah 1:8 Because of this I will weep and wail; I will go about barefoot and NAKED. I will howl like a jackal and moan like an owl.
Kids in public school can now read the Bible as another literature book… Has anybody thought of setting up a rating system for the Bible to make sure that nobody starts playing the God’s naked prophet game in school while shooting drugs… especially, with girls watching…??? Sometimes kids in school use much sillier excuses to misbehave in a more horrific way… So let’s have a drink and forget all about it!
Proverbs 31:6-7 (NIV) Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish; let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more!
Even the Bible teaches that nothing beats a good shot of hard liquor to get you back on your feet! I just wonder what makes the Christians so prude and intolerant! It must be a Victorian Era hangover.
Zachariah 9:17 (KJV-1611) For how great is his goodness, and how great is his beauty! Corn (fermented corn whiskey or what have you!) shall make the young men cheerful, and new wine the maids.
Im not sure what you asking, but the Bible Code is bunk. The same "predictions" can (and have) been found in Moby Dick and other works of fiction. This is because the "code" is a mathematical formula, and it requires that the Bible be written in traditional hebrew with all characters running along in a huge run on sentence.
The Phone Book has a code too.
the bible itself said there is no way to know when Jesus will return except when he does
so many times people predicted when he would come back (in the 1980s i think it was) and they were wrong
everyone thought the worldwould end in 2000 but it didnt he might come back in 2012 but there is no better chance of it being then than any other time
One of the unfortunate truths in life is, people are able to twist anything to say what they want it to say. We can justify our actions, by the Way we want things to be. I don’t believe in the Bible code, anymore than I believe in DaVinci’s code. Both are things made up by people who thought it was a way to fame. Improper motivations.
First off, you were right about the reason why people think that 2012 is the end of the world. The Aztec Calendar ends on December 31, 2011 so many people believe that 2012 is the end of the world. The Aztec Calendar is famously regarded as the most accurate calendar in history (it doesnt even need a leap year!). I believe that too many people are superstitious on this matter.
The world didnt end in 2000, it didnt end on 6/6/06, and it wont end on 2012. Even so, I’m going to take advantage of all the superstitious idiots and on 2012 and sell "survival kits". They will contain a Bible, some food, and some water. I’ll buy them in bulk and sell them for 5 times the amount I bought for. I’LL BE RICH!
Lol, jk, but a LOT of people are going to cash in on this superstition.
PS: Good luck charms for sale=)
You’re right. It’s bunk. Visit the links below to see how the same thing was done with other books.
Assassinations Foretold in Moby Dick!
http://cs.anu.edu.au/~bdm/dilugim/moby.html
THE BIBLE CODE, WAR AND PEACE
AND MOBY DICK
http://www.awitness.org/essays/bibcode.html
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The Bible Code is a proven hoax. With the right algorithm you can find "messages" in any book. See the of the following article for a humorous example.
The Aztec’s didn’t mean for their calendar to end December 31, 2011, they just ran out of stone tablets.
There is quite much debate on your question. Watch this out at :
http://www.riledup.com/debate/176/the-bible-is-a-nice-piece-of-twisted-fiction
Hope this helps